March 2012
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
apparently ee cummings wrote a poem with a sol in it.
an uncle sol.
who dies in the end.
and is a failure.
well.
“Y.O.L.T.”
– jesus (via princess-latifah)
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
Watchgloomyteeen:
white people
colfricans:
it actually amazes me that rick santorum is an actual person and not an overexaggerated parody character on an snl sketch
ineedtogetpaid:
i really couldn’t care less what kind of music you listen to
but i reserve the right to make fun of you if you listen to
blood on the dance floor
nickelback
black veil brides
brokencyde
soyouwanttobeaterrorist:
if telling strangers on the internet you love them is wrong i don’t wanna be right
5 tags
oliviaisthebomb:
whereismyoscar:
wizcoylifa:
kanye west wins best actor to never appear in a movie
YES. LET’S DO IT ACADEMY.
Robert Downey Jr. starring Robert Downey Jr. being...
freakasaurous:
melissatheamazing:
alwaysamarauder:
more than okay with this.
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
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itsallaglorioustory:
“Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after you’ve finished just to stay near it.” ― Markus Zusak
4 tags
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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